You are what you eat, right? Well today I was a dick {writing that I was a pussy... well, that would make my first statement a little strange}. It was my first day back at Crossfit since I did Foundations like 67 years ago + I told Phil I would be there unless I died in my sleep. Well, I was about 99.99% dead - but went anyways. Lady Problems. I won't go into details... you know how I am. I started seeing stars during the DAMN WARM-UP!! Like, had to hold on to the wall kind of stars because I was close to blacking out. I'm pretty sure if Crossfit gave awards for pussies... I'd get a gold fucking star. I finished the entire workout though. Scaled down because I'm a princess {and because apparently my eyes were rolling to the back of my head}, but nevertheless I finished. When I start seeing results, I'll post a picture for you :) Beef legs + all.
In other news, I got the cat high today. That was enjoyable. She ate some catnip and then ran around the house rubbing her head on everything. The table legs, the couch, the floor. That's some high quality entertainment here at the shack! AND, I bought two bottles of 15 Hands at the grocery store today... one of these nights I'm going to light some candles, turn on some slow music, pop open a bottle, and.... I'll leave the rest to your imagination. xoxox
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